Nonsensical.

Lights rise to reveal two mean, crazed looking men glaring at each other. One is holding a red flag, and the other is holding a blue flag. They start bickering in gibberish... non-coherently yelling at each other and almost physically harming each other. Some people not carrying flags walk on stage. Suddenly the two become calm, putting on smiles, and are pleasant in their gibberish speaking ways. After a moment, the people not carrying flags exit. The two start bickering again. A man holding a green flag strolls on stage and inspects the two.

Green

Whatever do you two think you are accomplishing bickering about like that?

The two men turn to stare at this man, perplexed by his speech.

While you’re sitting here bickering amongst yourselves, the world around you is being torn to pieces. Truly, even your dim-witted selves realize that the world is always in need of saving. Really, you’re acting as primitive as if you’d just crawled out of a primordial cave to bop a woolly mammoth on the head with that stick of yours.

The two men look slowly at the green man, then at themselves, then at each other, then back towards the green man, much more docile. They are both about to speak when they notice some normal people coming onstage; at which point in time, the two of them give each other quick glances and then team up and push the man with the green flag out of sight, working together to do so. They then turn back around walking side by side to come greet the people, all smiles. Lights fade to the sound of gibberish from the two men, and approval from the people.

Fin.